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Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees

Do you Even Pistol Flamingo

Mint Julep Electoshocks

Just Knock It On

It's All In The Hips

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With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons.

No Slip - special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
No Bounce Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
All Polarized - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

Goodr's mission is simple - they're all about creating fun, fashionable, functional and 'ffordable. (They like F words) Functional sunglasses that everyone can afford.

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